Will Someone Somewhere Tell Me What to Do

Weekly single-panel cartoons. Office Man, late 50s, exasperated by AI noise. One panel. One idea. One explainer. The genuine confusion of the modern workplace, drawn out.

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Weekly cartoon series

Will Someone Somewhere Tell Me What to Do

One man. One question. Every week a different topic — AI, tools, jargon, hype — and one panel that cuts through it. Office Man is confused. That makes him the most honest person in the room. Each cartoon comes with a full explainer, a short post, and a zine edition.

13 issues 2026 onwards
Office Man cartoon: AI Agents
Issue 01 · 26 May 2026

"They've given me an Agent. I don't know what it does. Nobody knows what it does."

AI Agents are the thing everyone in tech is excited about right now. An agent is an AI that doesn't just answer questions — it takes actions. It can browse the web, write files, send emails, and make decisions in a sequence without you clicking anything. In theory, it does a whole task while you make tea.

Office Man cartoon: Prompt Engineering — Is It A Real Job?
Issue 02a · 25 May 2026

"Everyone says learn prompt engineering. Nobody will say what that means."

Prompt engineering has had quite a run. A year ago, job boards were filling up with listings. Tech journalists declared it the skill of the decade. And somewhere in the middle of all that, the actual explanation of what it is got lost.

Office Man cartoon: Prompt Engineering — The Alternate Take
Issue 02b · 26 May 2026

"I've been writing prompts for forty years. We called it talking."

Prompt Engineering is the art of writing better instructions for AI. In 2023, it briefly looked like it might become a distinct profession. Companies posted jobs. Courses appeared. People added it to their CVs. The reality is messier.

Office Man cartoon: Claude vs ChatGPT vs Gemini
Issue 03 · 1 June 2026

"They all write emails. They all do summaries. One is apparently better. Nobody agrees which one."

Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini can all do the things you need done. Write a draft. Summarise a report. Answer a question. For everyday tasks, the differences between them are small. Anyone telling you one is dramatically superior is usually comparing edge cases, running benchmarks, or selling something.

Office Man cartoon: AI Hallucinations
Issue 04 · 8 June 2026

"It said this with total confidence. I nearly sent it to a client."

AI tools sometimes make things up. Not occasionally, and not because they are malfunctioning — it is a feature of how they work. They generate text that sounds plausible. They do not verify facts. They have no way to signal the difference between something they know and something they have constructed from patterns.

Office Man cartoon: RAG
Issue 05 · 15 June 2026

"It knows everything on the internet. Nothing we have actually written down."

Standard AI tools are trained on public data. They know a great deal about the world in general and nothing about your organisation in particular. Ask them about your leave policy, your pricing structure, or a project you finished last year, and they will guess or confess ignorance.

Office Man cartoon: Microsoft Copilot
Issue 06 · 22 June 2026

"Everyone is using it. Nobody has agreed on what for."

Microsoft Copilot is AI built into Microsoft 365. It sits inside the tools you already use — Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Teams, Outlook. It can draft emails, summarise documents, recap meetings, and answer questions about your files. The features that work most reliably are the ones built into specific applications.

Office Man cartoon: AI Hype Cycle
Issue 07 · 29 June 2026

"I have been on this ride before. It had a different name. The feeling is identical."

We are somewhere near the top of the hype curve. Every week brings a new announcement, a new claim, a new round of euphoria or anxiety. We have been here before — with the internet, with big data, with blockchain. The pattern is familiar. The practical work is deciding which parts of the current capability are real and usable now.

Office Man cartoon: AI and Jobs
Issue 08 · 6 July 2026

"Apparently I have been replaced. Three times this year. Still here."

The headlines say AI is replacing jobs. Some of them are right. Most are describing something narrower and slower than they make it sound. What is actually happening: AI is automating specific tasks within jobs — the most routine, the most measurable, the most digital. The job itself tends to stay.

Office Man cartoon: Fine-tuning vs Prompting
Issue 09 · 13 July 2026

"One costs forty thousand pounds. The other is a sentence. I cannot tell which does what."

Fine-tuning and prompting are both ways of shaping what an AI model produces. They are not the same thing, and most people who ask about fine-tuning do not actually need it. A well-written prompt tells the model who it is, what it should produce, what format to use, and what to avoid. It can do an enormous amount of work.

Office Man cartoon: Vibe Coding
Issue 10 · 20 July 2026

"I asked it to build a button. It built a website. I do not know what the website does."

Vibe coding is what happens when you describe software in plain language and an AI writes the code for you — without you needing to understand the code it produces. It works. Often surprisingly well. The problem is not that the code does not work at first. The problem is what happens when it breaks.

Office Man cartoon: AI Memory
Issue 11 · 27 July 2026

"Every morning I explain who I am. Every morning it has no idea. Like a very expensive goldfish."

Most AI tools have no persistent memory between sessions. Every conversation starts fresh. The model has no idea who you are, what you have discussed before, or what context makes your situation specific. This is not a bug — it is a deliberate design choice related to privacy and the cost of storing context at scale.

Office Man cartoon: MCP
Issue 12 · 3 August 2026

"This is apparently the plumbing. Nobody mentioned the plumbing."

MCP — Model Context Protocol — is a standard developed by Anthropic that lets AI tools connect to external systems: files, databases, APIs, applications. Think USB. Before USB, every device needed its own connector. MCP is attempting something similar for AI integrations. Most users will never interact with it directly. You will benefit through the tools built on it.

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